When You’re Feeling Stupid, Read This

1. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

2. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"  Miss Alabama's Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

3. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Mariah Carey

4. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country"

Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

5. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
And (yea he gets two)...

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States

6. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

 Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States

7. "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


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