An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man are sitting in a pub full of people.
The Englishman says, "The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second one free".
Everyone in the pub agreed and gave a big cheer.
The Scottish man says, "Yeah. That's quite good but in Scotland you can buy one drink and get another 2 for free."
Again, the crowd in the pub gave a big cheer.
The Irish man says "Your two pubs are good, but they are not as good as the ones in Ireland . In Ireland you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free and then get taken into the backroom for a f*ck"
The English says "WOW! Did that happen to you?" and the Irishman replies "No, but it happened to my sister."
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