The train ride


The feeble man came home from the first day on the job. His wife noticed that he was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”

 ”Not really,” he replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”

 ”Poor dear,” she said. “Why didn’t you ask the guy sitting across from you to switch seats?”

 ”I couldn’t,” the moron replied. “There was no one there.”



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