At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband was so old, Lou Anne decided that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepared herself for bed, and waited for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of Lou Anne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses Lou Anne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.
Lou Anne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?”
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