Listen when I talk!!
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening. "
Screamer!!
My girlfriend and I were talking and it got really intimate, so I told her I could make her scream with one finger. She said go ahead so I poked her in the eye.
